If you're looking for guilt, if you're looking for blame,
Bill Clinton's the only guy you need to name.
There's no point disputing, no questions to ask.
Bill Clinton's the one to be taken to task
That bomb in Korea that just was exploded
Is Bill Clinton's fault - that's a fact to be noted.
After all, what's he done for six years to forestall it?
Not a darn thing - so his fault we can call it!
It's Bill Clinton's fault that Mark Foley is gay
Bill Clinton, you see, is who made him that way.
Don't ask how he did it - I don't have the proof.
But Clinton's responsible - that's just the truth.
There's no reason to haw, there is no need to hem -
It's always Bill Clinton we have to condemn.
It's all Clinton's fault - that's what the call is
Why, he even picked on that fellow Chris Wallace.
It's Bill Clinton's fault that the towers came down.
It's his fault Osama is walking around.
Iraq is his fault, and Afghanistan too
There's nothing that to Clinton's actions ain't due.
It's all Clinton's fault - everything that's occurred.
From sources trustworthy that's what I have heard
On Radio, TV -- all over the place.
Bill Clinton's the guy we should hold in disgrace.
The sock in the dryer that you cannot find?
That telephone number that just slipped your mind?
Bill Clinton's responsible. Join in the chorus:
"It's all Clinton's fault (with some help from George Soros!)"
So hold your head high, and deny your misdeeds.
Blame it on Clinton `til scandal recedes.
No one will question, they all know the drill:
Everything is the fault of that Clinton named Bill!