I've got an idea on how we can use the Right's religious fervor to our advantage. Follow me on this one...
It's 2004 AD. "AD" stands for "Anno Domini, " which translates as "The Year Of Our Lord."
BUT -- Jesus was actually born in 4 BC. "BC" stands for "Before Christ", which means Christ was born 4 years before he was born.
This could be chalked up to a quantum paradox (Schroedinger's Messiah??), except the fundies don't believe in physics. So that's out.
That means we need to recalibrate -- it's really 2008 AD!
And that means Bush's second term is actually already over.
Q.E.D.